J: Take your pick from 40 Year Old Virgin

"You know how I know you're gay"
"How?"
"You like Coldplay."

"Oh, so you wrote 'Hoe fo' sho'?"
"Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a hoe, for sho."

"Smoke my pole."

"Yooooooow! Kelly Clarkson!"

"Life is about people. It's about connections..."